Bitchnmoan

I don't like complainers. But I'm going to do it now just to get some things off my chest.
Here are some of the things that bug the shit out of me.

1. People who complain.
Everyone complains I know this and do it myself (like right now) but really......nobody cares. And the worse are people who complain on Facebook. My Ex-girlfriend only posts something if she is bitching about something. Most of my friends have "hidden" her but I don't. I like to read her post whenever I am getting lonely from being single.

2. Talking on the phone.
I hate it so much. Thank Dog they came up with text. If my phone rings, I let it go to voice mail or text the person to see what they want. Don't ask me why I'm this way. Maybe it would be better if people would call me and heavy breath or sexy talk to me.

3. Elevators with other people.
If I am at work and I see people waiting for the elevator, I will take the stairs. I know I should all the time but I'm lazy so I push the button and get in. Hurry, push the floor I'm going to then repeatedly press the "close door" button before anyone can get in there with me. For some reason, I'm okay with people I know but with strangers make me uncomfortable.

4. Air Conditioning in Summer.
I LOVE summer. Just love it. During the winter, the only thing that gets me through is thinking about being warm May - September. So when it finally gets here why in hell do people think it needs to be 40 degrees indoors? There should be no reason for me to wear a jacket indoors but there is one now draped over me at work. Fuck that.

5. Housework/Yard work
If it would just STAY done, then fine but I clean or mow and damnit to hell I have to do it AGAIN within days! And same with those dumb dogs I own....they constantly want water and food. Didn't I just give them some last week? Sheesh!

6. Other drivers.
Nobody can drive but me. I should teach driving school. That way I can be called Ms. James. And carry a clip board.

7. Public bathrooms.
The ones with the automatic flushers bother me. For one thing, it looks like a hidden camera and I already sit there looking at all the places where one could be hidden. Like in the sprinkler, floor drain, fan or behind the mirror.

8. Mornings.
I am pretty sure this is not just me because of the look on people’s faces at work before 10 am.

9. Stupid people
I understand if you have a learning disability but don't EVER pretend to be stupid because that just make you stupid. And yes, I have met many people (mostly straight girls) who think its "cute" to feign dumb. It makes me want to punch your face.

10. List that end in 10.
Just kidding, I just want to be done with bitching now.
What are your complaints today?


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