Letter to My Body

Dear Liver: Really? All I had was BEER!!! Give me a little slack here....
Dear Stomache: Sorry about not feeding you yesterday. See I was going to eat but BEER happened and I forgot.....
Dear Head: I understand that I drank a bunch of BEER last night but this headache has been hanging around for 4 days!! WTF?
Dear Vagina: Your welcome!
Love,
Tesa

Vampires Talk

(backstory: My friend R is reading the Sookie Stackhouse books I loaned her)

R: Okay one thing bugs me about these books why is Sookie such a cry baby

Me: I know right? Shut the fuck up already. You get to fuck VAMPIRES!

R: Exactly!

Me: I think in later books she toughens up.

R: God I hope so I want to Bitch slap her.

Me: With your tit. Do it with your tit. I like that image.

R: I'm totally doing it with my tit and if she cries I'll smack her with my other tit.

Me: MOTORBOAT!!

The Angry Child

You’ve seen this picture right? Like 1,000 times or more. It’s one of those images that comes up on every persons blog sooner or later.
What I wonder is how this child’s parent feel about it. Did they know when they took a picture of their child that it would end up being the poster child for “anger”? Did they have any idea they had the Susan Boyle of angry pictures when they took it or did they just click it and be done. Then later slap it on an email to Aunt Marge and she decided to throw it into internet land.
Do you think when this kid gets older he will be on a “Where are They Now” special talking about how his notoriety turned him into a meth addict that turned tricks for his habit until he found God?