(backstory: My friend R is reading the Sookie Stackhouse books I loaned her)
R: Okay one thing bugs me about these books why is Sookie such a cry baby
Me: I know right? Shut the fuck up already. You get to fuck VAMPIRES!
R: Exactly!
Me: I think in later books she toughens up.
R: God I hope so I want to Bitch slap her.
Me: With your tit. Do it with your tit. I like that image.
R: I'm totally doing it with my tit and if she cries I'll smack her with my other tit.
Me: MOTORBOAT!!
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